You Can't Go Wrong With Tanks

I like the game enough to write about it. So I remember two years ago I heard about this game from /jp/ and I was like its tanks I gotta play but my computer was shit so I didn't even try. Then last month my otaku friend and the skype group was talking about what to play, then my friend was like lets all play tanks 4/8 continued playing. The part that sucks about the game you can't play with more players your platoon(party) enables so its like 2 players, a couple of times me and my otaku friend just play the game 8 or more hours.

The tanks are divided into tiers the higher tiers implies how capable in combat the tank is in the game, I'm planning to stay with tier 5 and below because its more easy to manage and give me a chance to try out the other types of vehicles. When you start playing the game you  may start finding tier 7s when playing as a tier 3, discouraging at first but thats rare if your not using artillery because they have high damg, as a tier 5 I'm comfortable with 4-7 if there is 3-5 tier 8 game is going to suck unless I'm a fast scout and dodge bullets.

So the images below have tanks from 4 different nations that was used in history or prototypes( which are retarded strong) and the tree graph just divides the route of a light tank, med tank, heavy tank, artillery and, tank destroyer( lets be tank destroyers because basically everyone is a tank!).

So From what I have heard and witnessed in some games USA has a crappy start(below 5 for med and light) in terms of armor the damg is average, Soviet got really powerful guns every thing but heavies got weak armor and, decent speed, French got good armor, bad speed( in low tiers) and shitty damg if you don't know how to aim, Germany feels pretty much all around(guns also feels better then Murrican tanks) and, mabe more fast tanks.

There is other scat like crew training but I don't want to go that far, also when you start the game I swear its like you read one sentence then you go straight in a game so every thing was terrible and, it takes some time to get use with aiming, then you can drive and shot talk about multitasking(only works close range at best). Then the maps there is a lot but some maps start occurring frequently after you reach higher tiers(so sad you cant favorite mapfag and stack teams because the game Qs like LoL and you can return to the game if you disconnect).Oh and a reminder the chances of a 1 vs 5 is nearly impossible unless you are top tier so its a team reliant game its not bad just make a good formation or, take  key points( it can be points on the map you good at ) then win!

The wiki from this game also has images of the real tank and some history.
http://worldoftanks.com/
http://wiki.worldoftanks.com/Main_Page
So er world of warplanes is in beta to lazy to participate as usual and, it depends how long it will take and I have no idea how long the game is online.

In Before Minus Elo

Dedicated LoL post so there can be more space for other stuff the next time I write up. So apparently other guys from my main skype group decided to play, well two other guys not all of them and they got addicted because at first they said the game is lame. They wont play alone much and only with a group plus other guys they know so I got another 5 player game with no retards and,  the best positions to take if you have 3-2 randoms is jungle, top, or mid other wise GG.
I got a head set last month and started playing with microphones its pretty funny that we sometimes have bad team co-ordination well the two guys are not level 30 yet but, they have an idea what to do if they are not dead all the time.
Ya I'm prepared for ranked games next month and I got two more champs to go because I make IP really fast(if I play I thinks its for 6-8 hours in comparison to 2-4) now not because easy wins because a quarter of the time is troll games and then there is the all tanks games and we win( I always say tanks too gud or tanks stronk) never gets old so what I have heard its viable.

So I faggot out from buying a vayne to buy sona and corki, I really like corki hes fun and an ez mode ezreal because corki got better auto attacks and endurance. I can play support but baby first is not so easy for me I can't do a flash crescendo at an angle because I'm too slow and I have a hard to time to get away compared to soraka and janna. The remaining two champs I will buy is morgana and urgot hes got the utility for mid, top,  and could be a ranged carry. Ya I may not like morgana much because I was bad with her but I was not being srs( all u have to do is land q) and now I why she gets banned tanky and scrubs cant deal with her, plus hour glass ult just like kennen thats garbage.

So many runes so little rune pages ya the default two pages. So the positions I'm going to aim for is support, carry, or mid. I'm fine with support as long as the carry farms and doesn't go balls deep we good. Some how I didn't lose a lane as anivia me surprised. With that all going on I'm going to try and get ranked with 10 games not all at once though.

Not Even Bronze

Its not what I have expected though, its division 48 silver most I'm sure its not high but its not bronze. I lost some placement matches due to getting trapped for building my expansions early(like you see 8 men camping while I leave my builder open) then its GG for me, Then another game I think the gold player I beat was either trying out other races or didn't play for a long time and these placement matches put me up against silver and golds That feel when I may closer to pro then scrub.
That all I can say so far.

Gotta Get Dat Bronze

My birth day past four days ago I didn't do much(obviously not because I'm old it always like that every time) other then the dentist says I should floss every day also with my terrible hygiene(its like brush 2 times 1 week) I didn't get cavities because I dont eat much and I'm like a health fag, but I still eat junk like candy but its not available everyday. Don't forget the free entertainment(friend takes me to movies get free tickets from other friend) going to the movies watched Women in Black I have no opinion some stuff made me laugh though ya so basically a "normal day" well I don't go to the cinema and I may never because I don't go there.

Gaymen post below

I just noticed I was lacking images every time I blog

So I finally started to "play"(and trying to finish the story mode that my brother did) Starcraft 2 and my mind was blown about the things I didn't do because I was still lacking the basics. After the day my friend group wanted to play Starcraft we all didn't play for some time and I was slow as shit in the 3 player game and then gave up. Another day I played again with just one guy he usually plays and he was gold ranked(sadly no one else played enough to get far they only played team games) then we had a 1v1 just to get back lost 2/3 well I beat his weaker race(terran hes a zerg player). Then he said should use hotkeys I kind of did that, the challenge mode made using hotkeys more clear, and I didn't know you can make a shortcut(ctrl+1 ect) for legions and buildings then the deal breaker. I wasn't aware chrono boost can be used on other buildings for production basically I was using it wrong, now very hard AI is no pressure any more(insane mode is hax normal people don't do this) so far what I can use its toss, terran, zerg(can not into zerg I struggled to beat a hard mode A.I well I didn't win games with terran either). Time to get on that bronze league.(I still can't make pro sentry coordination, and if I got what it takes my brother soiling my rank will mean nothing)

So my pokemans can't seem to top that 18 win streak at the battle subway, because its set up to exploit my weakness( it becomes pretty obvious when you see to mamoswines in a row). So even with a garchomp I still lose well I didn't get it good moves from breading(no outrage), abomasnow is pretty cool, swaggerless tanky donphan( I need battle points for swagger), drain punch would have been perfect for my breloom, haxorous rivals garchomp but it has weak endurance and no x4. It would be nice if I had a swampert and megnezone I was magneton was strong enough and it lost the levitate, I can't get it in a trade unless I find someone with it I may try that image board for pokemon and see what I find.( what I like using being vague is earth types, they got that endurance and power with some utility like grass or poison I don't have much of that type though)



Some LoL stuff here after getting used to playing with my skype friend plus his friends(real life too) it felt a little boring that we won 8 games in a row its like we are being matched with retards its was just too easy(ez mode wins is a no no for me). Speaking of retards I played a game with a random guy that add me long ago(they are all latinos to I should lrean my spanish off them) and, I was playing with under 30s so I was like holy hell this slow so basically the other team hunts me down to progress but I won. I do like playing with another person to get familiar with different plays like my skype friend every time we play there is some guy that does a retard build it reminds me trying to reach 30 and we always lose together as duo then a blogger(sugoi) that I'm a use with playing him and some times there is a retard or baddies we still pull through if there is no retards. Other then jungle he plays support he says hes bad with ranged I have no problem with that.
I seem to play any role fine and I did try jungle with malphite on rare occasions(dominate early game as jungle lost game because team bad and the other jungler forced me to counter jungle because he steals my blue) and when I'm a tank get ready to fuck up some turrets I hate when I have a team that only uses creep waves to move forward.
So after I got anivia an AP I actually like no pressure here except ffff mana and if the team doesn't follow my actions we are screwed that wall is also deadly trapping people with it is troll tier. The scalling AP runes I got after anivia boosted my mage game, Lux is now easy mode like garren and my sion got better, but I still can not into ryze well he uses mana AP doesn't help much(I don't want to get him specific runes)I was able to win domion games but not dominate and still lose in normal mode. One game with my skype friend and I was ryze then some other guy says ryze beats kennen in my mind, I was like you serious and I did say I was bad with ryze in advance( I did cost my friend the game), he doesnt have ez mode burst like annie(my annie will be way better too and I barely use her) and other mages I use plus a bad habit when I use ryze I press the wrong keys alot and all I got to do is use Q and something else then Q again. I like the fact that he has good utility but I can't use him. Ok forreals gangplank( as suggestion I will take it because I got no melee carry and because of all the bad GP I have seen so hes not ban worthy) then vayne then ranked that would be about 3 months.

Thats him no idea how old he is.Surprised I though my family hates cats well parents, I'm neutral about cats and dogs but with winter I don't want to outside.This guy does bite he thinks I taste good, and likes to tag things(well play tag).

Slowpoke General

Lots to say but wasn't in the mood to write it down.So this is going to be my second year of blogging.
So 22 next month, no job, no secondary ed, no licenses(drivers or any thing else),certificates that seem to be useless for me.

Signed up for Navy last month the guy I talked with said the only job what is available for me is cook get is cook, my mom doesn't want me to go and its a fax and month away. So I went back to one of the better Job places again and scheduled an appointment.
About that grant thing I gave up on that because the person to sign the papers was on vacation. I could have done it two months ago.
Also I was close to getting a job but I guess not, it was some job fair at UPS then I get a call the next day saying its postponed for January swindled again GG world. Obviously I got false information because it does take effort to put advertisements and there was a lot of people there early...

When I got this during October I was GG then its now like what the fuck man.

So basically I was in the mood to plays games again well shitty MMOs to be exact. Friend group was playing DFO again so when I'm a team with em(in our private room) its always auto lose(we say) if its my stronger chars its questionable some times I do good then I go to complete shit most of the times well I didn't play pvp as much as them so that's probably the case. Also They released the male fighter holy crap he shits on female fighters chest for nen master and brawler well they are the most obvious ones.

One guy in friend group plays LoL, I said that my friend group doesn't like LoL and I didn't word it properly..We didn't play because lv 30s I could have used my brothers account but naw. I was thinking of trying out 1 ranked game after I get Vayne and now a days I use dominion as practice because I never did take it seriously because its like a fast paced 1v1 most of the time its funny that I get lots of points too(try hards ruin the game even though we are winning) I got a quad kill too(well its not glorious as classic) as Ezreal.

I was confirming the loot I got Amnesia works I didn't play it yet. Little buster ain't working I mayde(yes I make slang for mad), keep getting error 2100. I played some KS but I didn't get too far I'm still in act 1 I think. Got Yume Nikki.

At the end of the year I got my home now has a PS3 but it has no games joke of the year such is the life of Nutsman, well at least playing PS2 emu is more authentic too bad my frames are never perfect some games it goes to 40 and 50 and 30 in graphic heavy scenes. and a cat my moms friend gave away it was to close when he just came and now he avoids me I have no problem with that.(the images of the cat got an error I don't want to find him now)

Going full autism with Pokemon that's the reason too buy it right? 320hours and I still didn't make a 100 its close though and slowly assembling a team, and getting wi-fi trades to make babies. I actually did attempt to EV train now it even easier with the times you get from the battle subway.Back then my stats were ok but not exception all max stats and I did care about stats if they wrong stats, what can you do with it.
So there is a flawless pokemon now but this guy can't take hits and hes slow as shit. elecktross
I can see why garchomp is a big deal its too fast and its Fing strong outrage (going beyond+ swords) dance is GG.

This one came out good with, no useful nature and no good IVs well back then I use to try and get good IVs, but you can't tell when I tried an emerald game it did say I some desirable IVs now its all lost.

Bonus Vid the shit that I have to put up in the subway, there times I do good and some times I Blitz and then this. Ya its shitty quality but self explanatory.

Inb4 SOPA interrupts my blog post because today they are doing some thing about it. Animu will be in the next blog post if blogging is available.

La De Da

I felt like reading more VNs recently but I only finished one and watch less anime then usual. Watched FLCL and said what the fuck am I watching it was short so it went by quickly(watched it dubbed). I can see why people like Detroit Metal City because of the over the top jokes and the brain dead fans and, it makes me think of those late night cartoons and it was short. Liked Nichijou I kind of though it was just cute girls doing cute things, I liked the jokes with youko shenanigans and mios voice.

I was going to watch this 4-5 years ago but never felt like watching it but I finished it today.

 

Didn't watch it during its season because it was 24 eps so I got the batch.

 
 
So I have finished the main story in G String and I did try two character routes. >before the main story
got bad end for more dere then tsun and got the good end for Tsubaki so far this end is sounds happy.
Then I picked up Sharin next I use to have problems trying to make it work >use app locale hurr well my problem was the directory to the file folder was in symbols and I deiced to change and it now works...
So every time I hear about these two titles Sharin is the better one well so far all the characters are interesting made it up to the second chapter but I did like the track from G String and I always forget to mention about the music most of the time.
Played Rance when I first played it was for basically the whole day and I lost  to the demon army(well I just want to give up) they come out of no were man next play through I'm going to do things differently.



So ya I did beat that dam bird after I stocked up on items the next day and gained a level on the previous floor from the save spot. After I got up with kanji it was really easy well I died purpose the first time and I got my self a bunch of S links I thinking I should max mage, chariot, and strength right away its obvious the persona you get is different in this game but I don't want to miss out on the early damage. I lost at this part were you see that bear I could have won and not waste about 2 hours for wasting turns like defending if you know he/she is dead and not attack also miss more. Also made a showdown with him and my 150 damg item and my last resort 50 damg item failed to finish it off I was silenced so I could not negate ice damg so close.Oh and the bear was a wtf moment not because it was a surprise boss and it could give you nightmares(I was playing at night) well it didn't bother me because I don't really get nightmares like my dream I had found bugs and an insect like slug in an abandoned washroom it felt causal to me. Well it certainly got easy now because I got variety well that seems to be my case for almost every game.
Got near the end of .// GU but I died to Tri edge and didn't play for awhile same goes for Kingdom Hearts get up to Riku it's not even hard, all I had to do is hurr counter combo but, he start warping all over the place and I was sleepy also that Maleficent dragon, what a joke just stay out of  her range and heal.


Keeping it short ok not really
>start buying mages team always instant lock a mage
>buy lux team bashing at me like if I am a carry because the team is bad lux can only carry if both teams are shit
> level 16 with 40% cooldown GG 24 second lazer
>I hate taking mid as lux in a duo lane I zone so hard we break the turrent in a mere minutes
>figure out stacking dorians is good for lux(I should try it on sion)
>go against fizz always leave him with little health left over from combo and jungler interrupts me all the time
> people saying fizz is OP he can't kill tanky champs for carp now there is volibear its like he doesn't need items to be good( attack and defence items, hes fine with just HP regain) to carry a team

>be karthus always get aimed at first in team fights then watch them go down like dominoes
>never lost my lane as karthus but I don't harass the champ to get kills because I fear the jungler
>randomly cast R always get a free kill 40% of the time
>learned about the smart cast configuration from the champ spotlights(it gives good tips like, if you turrent dive attack after it hits a minion so you don't get turrent raped) spam q like crazy

>hate being paired in a team with akali because I can't play with her she is not useful to me she only carries if the other team is shit and the ranged carry can't get kills come on fizz and talon can do it better(I always for get how strong he is because hes never in my games)
> get upset if my team has 3 assassins and go into not give a shit mode because que dodging isn't my style
> can not into ryze I don't do enough damg to get kills and I don't like using ignite its only good for assassins and brand and, I for get to use it

> play a game as janna and malpite people complain about my build
>play as a bruiser as janna buying heart of gold first/then cata if my partner does good I go into full support mode maxing w asap if I start dieing buy boots then get my AP(I don't like soul shroud but I always get ageist)
>surprised no one complains that I start team fights with janna because I have that problem with teams, start up a tornado put on a shield watch some fool go into the trap then murk turrents after wards
>buy mana stone and two potions on malphite team gets mad for no reason tell them I need mana(I miss kills cause of this) telling me I don't know to play( malp is my first tank and I carry teams with him some times) lost becuase gang plank mad and dieing a lot other team builds all ad team surrenders because 1 player tried to reconnect and didn't come back I had that game too

>Lol players seem to skip the hidden elo matching so we basically have similar skill levels calling players first timers(though I hatted it when I was leveling up and I was against 30s and 20+)
>I made some one mad enough(while playing not give a shit mode well my damg was retarded as trist never played her so long the vayne did way more damg I'm accustomed with and there was kayle and my rumble gave top solo to the dragon and all he did was finish off the kills behind me, also the ranged carries that kick my ass and do good have attack speed rune, arm pen,attk damg) to tell me to uninstall at least suggest to play a game that is also similar
>still not playing ranked because I want more champs and runes I got 18 champs(only play 3 regularly because they fit in for balance ashe, malp, janna and, some times taric I like his voice and dialog"from coals to diamonds") and I want to see more champ combos

Something

May as well write something cause I still have some cool stories. I was planning to write about my missing cash conclusion but it's not close enough.

So there is a shit load of anime this season I would like to check out but I didn't bother because DOWNLOADING yes and more stuff I want to watch with confidence(even if I hear its shit or spoilers) compared from past seasons. There is some stuff last season that didn't have a batch right away like Kamisama dolls, finally Datlain got it( it is interesting and it looks good), and that girl harem anime and, I'm still waiting for it.

Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai!
Chihayafuru
P4- Obviously a game adaption isn't going to be wow material so I wasn't with the hype
Boku wa Tomotachi ga Sukunai
ben to
Fate/Zero- I still didn't watch the movie one and I have it
C3- Fanservice?
Phi-Brain Puzzle of God
Maken-Ki!
Boku Ha Tomodachi Ga Sukunai -FANSERVICE
Shakugan no Shana III (Final)- Not expecting much but I have watched it in the past (there will never be a Rozen maiden S3)
Mirai Nikki
GC- code gayass fans gonna troll
un-go
Infinite Stratos 2

Maybe I will have interest in more, its going take me about two months to get a quarter of them.

About to finish off Irona, Astorttle, and moon phase. Now I got a bunch of anime and I only watched 2/3 of them but, we all know that feel more or less.

I should start doing the stuff I use to do like drawing stopped for some time and leaving unfinished stuff well at least the anatomy books makes me do the difficult stuff in parts like hands shit I like good hands ( but I can't come close to nice hands its better then before though). Same case with the cool web page tricks I was leaving it blank before I change it. At least now I am starting to warm up after pushing against my brother(think tug of war) he said arms were shaky and I lost my footing because some cloth on the floor hurr excuses durr(just saying he is not the guy that says that) well he was stronger then previously his hand was slippery so were even and he is working them arms like everyday or so.

I finished that monster quest game. Chrome(+zombie)>vampire loli> ninja fox> tofu fox>slug girl.
For persona4 I got stuck against that Yukiko bird that dam fire aoe 3 times in a row, tried to a run were I kill that thing and the bird is alone still lose the (guy can only heal once sounds reasonable) I still revive Chie even though she is holding me back at least she saves me from dieing(well not from the aoe obviously) one round all I had to do was one blow then I died and I was confident with being lv 14. Inb4 "because you suck" most of these games require luck too some times I'm like fuck ya all dodge or two crits in a row and some times I win with ease with out trying example the nyx boss I was expecting myself to lose but lost when I was showing off. I started that disgea game its pretty that you  can lift players above their head and I killed my whole team except the main character because dat HP with the penguin bomb aiming for an aoe for the opponents.Got lost in Kindom hearts that Aladin grotto and its way harder then the sequel(but the sequel looks good) had to bust my ass on some boss battles( I can't take grinding carelessly either) donald dies too much to care for compared to the second game.

Yes of course LoL yes that time I said I got 7 games in a row it stopped at 10 then two weeks after I lost 10 games in a row and I lost so bad in one game I was a Garen I was doing good too but my team was bad and we killed baron three times and lost after the game the guy on the other team called us scrubs, I admit that was bad so I stopped playing for two days.
Another one of those games I was LEGENDARY as Ezreal normally you give up if that happens but they had some strong will(some wanted to white flag) and they made a reversal with baron and I wasn't aware of that so I missed my double kill chase and I mad jelly Caitln on my team calling me bad(well I use EZ differently ya I'm hybrid AP never did the AD, the lich bane gives me my phys boost and his ult does close to half on tanks and more then half on flimsyies if there is noting else in the way) because I keep my distance(seriously he dies in 2-3 skills if I get hit and brutally raped in ganks if I get stunned). The problem was the opponets had a Lux, Morgna, shielding Sheen( this guy fucks up my game in the same league as Alistar and I can't imagine how good he use to be) and they had map awareness from TF. The main problem was the team starts to skirmish with out me my arms are not long enough to carry you and I never get to play EZ when I feel like it because noone wants to tank...
Ironcally they are more tank players/ support then mage players that's what I normally lack in games or I just have terrible luck because most of the time its just support me,melee,ranged, tanky dps. I put a tank if a specific carry needs it and Galio fixes most my problems that I have on Malphite the magic resist makes me shit. Just noticed most of the champs I have can hybrid like Sion people expect too much from me when I use him and I'm always top priority on the other team some people think Sion can tank too.. well I should get him amour other the veil and I like that hybrid AP Tristana it rapes face that's if my team isn't shit then they go are you dumb AP tristana ya I have high requirements or standards if I want to carry(you think your good scrub). Too much LoL shit I will say the other stuff on my mind next time.

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Oh thanks to /a/ I did find some H anime acceptable for me

Holy ****

GG

No Backgrounds Inspired By Kubo+ Blog Post

Focus on the meaning not the QUALITY

MMO Stories

Blog Post

So yesterday I played elsword, I can manage to play it. I got the heads up from sugoi. So far the only character I liked was the mage maybe I was spoiled by the high damage. The sword guy and the other girl was ok but I didn't really use them that much to change my mind.Playing alone is better for me, because when I tried playing in a group things get haywire and, tried practice mode for pvp, it was a mess can't do shit, at least in practice mode is endless and senseless killing.

I'm about to check out some anime this season, going to finish fractale,yumekui merry and, strike witches( I had to download this again) this weekend or today.
The first 3 I'm going to check out is maria holic 2, twgok 2(got lazy) and take a look at tiger and bunny.

MMO Stories

This MMO game is a stylish fast paced action packed TPS game with an announcer. The game was made by pentavision so announcer will sound familiar. S4 stands for shooting, style, esper, sports yep so this is obviously not your typical gun game because your character is able to perform wall jumps to climb new heights and, you get enhanced by skills ya that doesn't sound new but there is about 10 skills you can choose from, there is some information on the skills in the image below.

Poll Results

Its like I trolled you guys when I look at the feeds sorry about that, some retarded shit happened then I feel asleep after words.Other junk looks like I had a false alarm I'm not sick any more, if it was winter time I'm going be sick for sure.

Offensive Castle

 

I  really don't know shit about black/white but they did make some good looking pokemon trainers now a days to bad it didn't happen to the pokemon

I'm getting lazy again maybe because my room is still cold and its spring weather outside, I just check the patio and its warm but in my room its cold making my hands and feet freeze. So what I have been doing the past 2 weeks was playing snes I didn't complete donkey kong country 2-3 so I'm playing it and I was about to replay secret of mana, I should not do this well I dropped the game at the last boss and the game was rage inducing from the start. Played the adams family for lols and, I didn't play kirby's dreamland 2(gameboy)- 3(snes) and replaying  kirby's superstar. Also I'm getting into skies of arcadia that main character he has the spark in his eye and dat confidence, I didn't play the game right away that much becuase I got lost in the over world map then the random battles makes it worse. I was also taking a look at some other web code tricks.
I bearly watch anime for about the whole last month but at least I just finished kyoran and,  most of the other stuff I watched needed only about 5 more eps to complete.

MMO Stories

Now were on to latale this is a 2D sidescroller so it means all you really need is a keyboard, well you need a mouse to click on some functions otherwise your screwed, oh ya this game can use controllers going to try it once when I get some in game images. The game also begins with some plot about an oracle named Iris and it flows through the game with the story quest you need have a party to do that I didn't even go far with it because of that(there is even other story quest apparently).I either need a person to hold a party for me or actually team up and it's not common in because there is no place were people gather to get a party.

Poll Results

Buthurt